Quote 253
Notes
Posted 2 days ago
Why are we getting involved [in Syria] now? I’ll tell you why, because Assad crossed the red line: he used chemical weapons. Using chemical weapons to harm your own people? Who does he think he is? Monsanto.
Bill Maher (via kateoplis)

Nice burn

via kateoplis
Photo 1
Notes
Posted 3 days ago
Finally! Now I know how to kill children. Zoom

Finally! Now I know how to kill children.

Chat 209
Notes
Posted 3 days ago
  1. Colbert: Why was it so important for you to have Linda in the band and travel around in a van? Was it to make a better marriage?
  2. Sir McCartney: Actually, it was just because I liked her, you know?
via kateoplis
Photo 4
Notes
Posted 4 days ago
Zoom
via natecomics
Photo 1
Notes
Posted 5 days ago
They loved us in England! Zoom

They loved us in England!

Photo
Posted 5 days ago
The English @sharkwave Zoom

The English @sharkwave

Chat 5515
Notes
Posted 6 days ago
  1. The Guardian: Any advice for a 21-year-old who hates their job and has the possibility of traveling the world? And has a boyfriend that they like. (This is for a friend.)
  2. Rob Delaney: Go do it. Fuck him. Is he a guy in his 20s? Then he's the least significant type of person on the planet. A male in their 20s? Run in the opposite direction. Nothing he says matters; his fears, his hopes his dreams are garbage. Men in their 20s are the worst thing happening on our planet. Go, go to Uzbekistan, go to South Korea, just go anywhere he isn't because men in their 20s are bad for young women.
  3. The Guardian: So what do women in their 20s do?
  4. Rob Delaney: Masturbate. Date other women for a while. Use men sexually for a while but don't ever invite their opinion or be bound to them in any way.
via claspy
Answer
Posted 1 week ago
is the nursery theatre under a bridge on ewer street off union street?! google maps has failed me and i don't want to miss the show i'm seeing (with you in it) i'm so excited but i might get lost and die
Anonymous asked

Yes it is!

Photo 3
Notes
Posted 1 week ago
Watch out cat owners there is a loon with an air gun. Zoom

Watch out cat owners there is a loon with an air gun.

Photo 4
Notes
Posted 1 week ago
I found a Blue’s clues in London! Zoom

I found a Blue’s clues in London!