Alan Starzinski sez: “Stay cool during this heat wave, comedy fans!”
If someone ever found Achilles’ phone they would think he had a weird love for me based on how many pictures of me sleep he has.
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brynna reblogged this from alanstarzinski and added:
DCM! Where I can look forward to seeing this happen for a week!!!
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alanstarzinski reblogged this from iamachilles and added:
If someone ever found Achilles’ phone they would think he had a weird love for me based on how many pictures of me sleep...
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michelleinspace said:
Alan needs to stop freeloading and get an office.
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coreybrown reblogged this from iamachilles and added:
Please check out Alan’s new two man show at the Fucking Hah hah Hut - “Star Crotch”
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thatbirch said:
Is there any surface in the lobby Alan has yet to nap on?
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joestanton reblogged this from iamachilles and added:
lookit that crotch!
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iamachilles posted this
My name is Alan Starzinski, I am a comedian and this is just a collection of thoughts, bits, jokes, and whatever I decide.
